Got any plans this Valentine's Day? How about a date with THE ESPRESSOLOGIST, STUPID CUPID, and A MATCH MADE IN HIGH SCHOOL? That's hot right? You could have all three of us, autographed and in your hands by Valentine's Day. And how about handmade Valentine's cards from all three authors? Hard to resist, I know. There may even be a little chocolate in there for you too if you play your cards right.

First you have to flirt with us. Just a little. Finish this poem, "Roses are red...", in the comments of this post or here or here, for one entry (up to three entries if you hit up all three of our blogs. No more than once at each blog though.) For an additional entry, tell your friends about this contest and add in the comments where you told them (one entry for each place you told them- blog, tweet, facebok etc.).